Just sitting here
Well, here I am, trapped on a desert island. Um, Will, please come back and get me soon. The people chasing us seemed to have wanted a ride off the island, since they said they had been stranded there for a while. They keep staring at me expectantly, trying to get me to get them off the island. They seem to think that since I got off this island the other times that i can do it this time. But the other times I sat there and drank rum on the beach, but since we put all the rum on the ship, there isn't any! So now I'm just sitting here on the beach. The people are still watching me, hoping I'll get them off. I wouldn't mind it so much, if they would stop following me around and stop watching me while I sleep. If you could please come get me, Will, that'd be real nice, and we have to give these people a ride back to Port Royal or somewhere. Oh, and bring some rum.

